Jo. 24. USA/3rd Culture Kid. Archaeologist/Grad student. Harvard/UMich.
I post about:
Preppiness, Doctor Who, Harvard, J.Crew, New England, British tv, pretty things,
and whatever I else I feel like.
Bf: babe, Windsor, the city across the river from Detroit in Canada, has one of the lowest crime rates of any city in Canada.
Bf: So the grass really is greener on the other side.
Bf: You know, 'cause there's no blood on it.
ba dum tssss
It’s amazing how shitty Michigan drivers are considering this state’s auto culture.
I mean, I’m a Massachusetts licensed driver and I think drivers here in MI are way worse.
MA drivers are called Massholes.
What does that say about you, Michigan?
With that, I present:
Road Rage Jo’s Guide to Not Driving Like a Fucking Asshole on the Highway.
1. Drive right, pass left. It’s not that fucking hard. You don’t own the fucking left hand lane.
2. If you’re gonna drive 10 mph below the limit, stay in the right lane.
3. Don’t tailgate. If you are riding my ass I will go as slowly as I safely can just to piss you off.
4. Don’t. Touch. Your. Brakes. There is almost no excuse for highway braking. If you have to brake, and you aren’t in stopped traffic or avoiding an accident immediately in front of you, you were probably tailgating and/or speeding and you definitely suck.
5. Using your mother fucking signal. It’s not there to be a super special accessory for your car. Use it every fucking time you change lanes.
canon jesus is way cooler than fanon jesus
canon jesus was a sassy middle eastern guy who literally said “did i fucking stutter” and hung out with prostitutes
fanon jesus is just some boring white guy who sits around hugging lambs
Just be careful who you say that around. His fandom has literally killed people for disagreeing with their head-canon.
Bf: hey babe, if we got a dog and named him after me, so W______ A________ R______ Jr., when we have a son could we name him W______ A________ R______ III?
Bf: I'm only 1/4 joking.
Bf: I really want to see numbers next to my name.
Anonymous said: Just wanted to say I think you are beautiful. Have a good day. Make the best of the small things because one day you'll look back and realize they were the big things.
This is the quote on my boyfriend’s family xmas card and I gchatted him like “haha I see you sending me anon messages” and he really has no memory of doing this so now I’m mildly freaked out.
But also kinda not because he forgets most things so… thanks for the compliment, babe?
Archaeology, Harvard College
Reblogging my own submissions because hey, remember when I wrote this thesis?
Carol Padden and Tim Humphries, Deaf in America: Voices from a Culture
If you are interested in Deaf culture, you should definitely be reading this book.